This is a test developed by the Cissy/Delilah Institiute of Human Development, and should only be administered to credible members of the human race (male members obviously ineligible for reasonable results)
1. When you notice something different about a woman's hair, which of the following are appropriate responses?
a) "Wow, your hair looks really great today!"
b) "You're doing something different with your hair - it looks fantastic!"
c) "Hmm... have you stopped coloring your hair? Because there's an awful lot of gray showing up that wasn't there before."
2. When you feel something is amiss with your relationship with your best friend, how would you begin a conversation to discuss this?
a) "So what's wrong with you lately?"b) "Okay, so are you on your period or something?"
c) "Why are you always picking on something I do to get upset about?"
d) "I'm concerned that you aren't as happy as you usually are - what can I do right now to help you feel better?"
3) When your spouse tells you that she is going through a rough period, what do you begin doing immediately?a) Go hide in your room, avoid her as much as possible, and when you do run into her, lower your eyes and act as if she is going to hit you.
b) Begin working longer hours.
c) Do everything possible to avoid talking to her about anything weightier than the animals.
d) Sit and listen to her without over-reacting and taking every comment personally as an insult.
4) When you notice that someone in your life is obviously overwhelmed with something normally not that big a deal, what should you do?a) Begin quizzing her multiple times during the day as to why she has not gotten something done.
b) Add as many additional responsibilities and assignments as possible.
c) Offer to help her.
Can you tell what kind of time I've been having lately?
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