"Any abusive, violent, coercive, forceful, or threatening act or word inflicted by one member of a family or household on another can constitute domestic violence."
Today, I freely admit I committed domestic disturbance.
I threatened my poor damaged and urine-stained carpet with the vacuum.
I abusively and violently attacked the floors with a broom.
And I swore violently at the various dust-bunnies, the cobwebs hiding up in the corners, and the permanent scars all around my house.
Okay, go ahead and call 911.
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