IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS....

There's a great song by the Barenaked Ladies, called "If I Had A Million Dollars."

You can hear it at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8zdNe_l3M8.

Really, if you don't know the song, listen to all of it.

Isn't it cool?

Now, most times it you ask a person what they'd do with an unexpected windfall (landfall? which word is better here?), most people would IMMEDIATELY pronounce something that they would purchase... FOR THEMSELVES.

"A 1967 Chevy Impala!"

"A Fiat!"

"An island in the Pacific!"

But in this song, the dude is getting something FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

I like that.