Monday, June 27, 2011

SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SHUFFLE

Before you invite an entire house-load of guests over for the next long weekend, you spend at least a few seconds figuring out who is going to sleep where and with whom.

It might be as simple as putting all married couples together.

Perhaps a bit trickier with the boyfriend/girlfriend situation.

Then all women in one area - all guys in another? Or mix and match? First come, first served?












With horses, some additional factors will usually come into play.

For example, will one horse keep the other from eating?

Could there be prolonged battle sessions with kicks, squeals and high-speed chases?

And how do you mix up the sexes? Put the old girls together? Keep the colt with the gelding? Where to put the two mares that keep coming into heat?






At least they normally don't expect Martha Stewart welcome packets.





Oh, no. They do.

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