What do you do on a boiling hot, muggy night at midnight when you can't sleep?
YOU REARRANGE FURNITURE.
It was a bold move on my part. For one thing, the chest of drawers had not been moved since Harmony and I painted it, and small, scary and sometimes poisonous things often take up residence under and
behind things that do not get moved very often (read 'seven years' here).
behind things that do not get moved very often (read 'seven years' here).It was also daring in that my television/VCR/DVD/satellite was on TOP of that chest of drawers, and it not only weighs 487 lbs., but the four separate components were linked by a wondrous variety of cables, wires, and unknown life forms that needed to remain in a very particular order to work (and how could I possible deal with not having my "The Office" reruns daily?)
My 53 year-old back had already moved 750 lbs. of hay that day, so, hey, what's another miserly 487 lbs.?
Well, about 263 too many, it turned out. My back didn't collapse, but it expressed it's displeasure fairly well.
So the furniture is moved, I killed more than a dozen bugs, and I ended up taking a grand total of FIVE showers yesterday - thereby destroying a unique ecological niche AND wasting a good part of the water table in southern Arizona.
It just feels good to be me!
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