
From the Sierra Vista Herald, Thursday, August 20, 2009 - slightly edited for space:
"A Palominas resident is out a dozen pair of socks after someone snuck into his back yard early Monday morning and plucked the items from a clothes line.
"The resident told the sheriff's office that at some point between late Sunday and early Monday morning, someone entered his fenced-in back yard and took 12 pairs of white athletic socks that were having on a clothesline.
"A motion sensor was also damaged."
I simply adore living out here.